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100% Eat

100% Eat

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in?

Episodes

Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along

Dual Strike Plan Initiate - Panda Express Ride Along

Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
16min•Mar 26, 2026
The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken

The HOTTEST Chicken Ever? %% Panda Express Dynamite Sweet and Sour Chicken

Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 8min•Mar 24, 2026
Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along

Nick on the Cross - Taco Cabana Ride Along

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop. AND DON'T FORGET that we're watching Beekeeper (2024) with YOU on Wednesday March 25th at 6pm CT on discord! Get on by going to Patreon.com/100percenteat NOW! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
18min•Mar 19, 2026
We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries

We Eat the Red Goop %% Taco Cabana Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries

This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right. We're watching THE BEE KEEPER Wednesday March 25 @ 6pm CT with YOU. Go to Patreon.com/100percenteat to get access to the discord and join the hive. New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 8min•Mar 17, 2026
Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT

Food CRIMES! Pizza Pocket SLOP & Egg Whites with Chocolate Syrup - FOOD COURT

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 6min•Mar 14, 2026
An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED

An Airport Kidnapping - McDonald's Ride Along SUPER SIZED

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?) Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
45min•Mar 12, 2026
$10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch

$10,000 "Chair Experience" & First Time PM McDonald's %% McDonald's Big Arch

Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY TALK?!?! New beanie, new magnet, & NEW SHIRT this FRIDAY! https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 16min•Mar 10, 2026
This is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along

This is Like Back Home - Taco Palenque Ride Along

Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place????? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
21min•Mar 5, 2026
Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco

Take a Dipsy Doo with the Sauce Monkey %% Taco Palenque Pollo Asado Taco

Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 10min•Mar 3, 2026
Food CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT

Food CRIMES! Cook Sucker Tier List & A1 shots - FOOD COURT

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
46min•Feb 28, 2026
Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

Nick vs Nick - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20min•Feb 26, 2026
Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu

Nick's Pick is a Disaster %% Marco's Pizza Fiery Flavors Menu

Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about them? Graysie won't stand for this. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th (TOMORROW)! Join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat and watch LIVE at 6pm CT! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 4min•Feb 24, 2026
WHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along

WHO is Matty Matheson? - KFC Ride Along

Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
20min•Feb 19, 2026
Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl

Sloppy SLOP & the EMPTY Pie %% KFC Matty's Cheesy Nuggy Gravy Bowl

CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes. FOOD COURT Wednesday the 25th! Send in your Food Court crimes NOW and join the discord at Patreon.com/100percenteat New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 9min•Feb 17, 2026
1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview?

1 Star Str*p Club Reviews - Papa John's Ride Along/YouReview?

Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE! Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24min•Feb 12, 2026
Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza

Eric's Food Failure %% Papa John's Pan Pizza

The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 7min•Feb 10, 2026
Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along

Back Ice Drive - Bojangles Ride Along

Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12min•Feb 5, 2026
You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich

You Want Puff-Puff? %% Bojangles Chicken Sandwich

Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse? Are you ready for the revival of Rage Quit? New Achievement Hunter is bringing you RAGE QUIT: The Michael, Jordan Podcast this Friday on Patreon.com/100percenteat WOW! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 8min•Feb 3, 2026
Sauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along

Sauce Monkey Sauce Ledger - Freddy’s Ride Along

Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
24min•Jan 29, 2026
Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco

Freddy's Got Fingered? %% Freddy's Smash Burger Taco

YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1h 9min•Jan 27, 2026